Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Pinocchio (1940)




From the very beginning, Jiminy Cricket grabs your attention and sucks you in.  Something about him just makes you want to watch.  One of the first things I noticed was that some of the clocks in Geppetto's work shop are simply amazing.  Some examples are a turkey on the chopping block, a hunter shooting at a bird in a tree, a drunk guy drinking more booze, and of course a child being spanked every time it chimes.  Priceless.  Where does Walt's team come up with this stuff?

In keeping with the Disney tradition, there are many cute moments to make you smile and laugh.  My favorite might be when Pinocchio lights his finger on fire and with a huge smile says "look- pretty!!."  Geppetto puts the fire out by dipping his finger in the fish bowl which then clouds up.  This leads the fish to blow smoke rings. UHHHH WHAT!?  I never thought there could be so much smoking in a film meant for children.  Geppetto smokes, the two foxes smoke, hell even Pinocchio smokes at one point.  In fact.. I'm pretty sure everyone smokes at one point or another in this thing.

That being said, this was a pretty solid movie.  The end definitely drags out a bit.  I think it was around 20 minutes or so of Pinocchio searching the bottom of the ocean for his father.  All without taking a breath I might add.  Still not sure how that one works.  I guess this is where I need to remind myself that it is just a movie and to not get hung up on the details.  If I was ignoring the fact that I have seen many Disney movies and only comparing the two I have seen so far to pick a favorite Disney movie.. well it's a toss up.  I liked them both but am not crazy about either one.  I'm sure I will see them again, especially after I have kids, but I wouldn't rush to see them again.

Up next: Fantasia

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)








And so this crazy journey begins.  I can't imagine that I didn't watch this movie as a child, especially given the fact that my Mom has Grumpy t-shirts, coffee mugs, etc.  However, I simply do not remember it.  Sure things like the song "Hi Ho" ring a bell, but in terms of vivid memories... I have none.  My first impression is that it's old.  Really old.  As I sat there watching the beginning, I find myself thinking of Wizard of Oz.  Maybe it was the way Snow White was singing.  Maybe it was the way it was filmed and the styling of the text on the screen.  I know I'm not completely crazy because Brittaney alluded to the same thing.  Or maybe we are both crazy.  Who knows.  The intro was incredibly dull.  It wasn't until the dwarfs are brought in that it really picks up.  From then on out it was solid.

One of the first things I noticed is that this was a story about a Queen that felt the need to be the most beautiful woman around.  The little story book told me so.  The problem is that she never had a chance.  Ever.  She is down right hideous.  That little concoction she drank to form a disguise didn't help her case either.  As a matter of fact.. why didn't she just create a beauty potion rather than trying to kill off her step child?  Not that Snow White was pretty.  There was something genuinely odd about her appearance.  Don't let the photo above fool you.  She had no shading on her face and she just appeared fake.  Almost porcelain doll-like.  How is it that something fictional like a dwarf can almost look more human-like than a human?

The next thing I noticed was that if I was a kid, I would have been genuinely terrified while watching this movie.  When the attempt on Snow Whites life fails, she is told to run away.  She then proceeds to run through the forest.  This is where things get dark fast.  Really fast.  Branches turn into arms with hand that are reaching out to grab her.  Logs become crocs trying to bite her.  Are you kidding me!?  If I was a kid I would never go near a forest or log again.  Luckily this scene is fairly short.  The scariness returns later on when the Queen decides she must poison Snow White, but that wasn't nearly as bad the forest scene.

The Dwarfs themselves are fairly interesting.  They are entertaining.  Doc has trouble saying what he wants to say.  He jumbles words and stutters through phrases.  When the dwarfs return from work to find their house disturbed he instructs his comrades to "search every crooked fanny" rather than every nook and cranny.  Kids laugh because its funny when he messes up.  Adults laugh because of the word choices.  Then when they discover Snow White in the bedroom he asks "What are you and who are you doing?" then quickly corrects himself and says "Who are you and what are you doing?."  I laughed hard at this.  How could Walt be so bold?  Then I started thinking.. Maybe the words didn't carry the same connotation in 1937.  Maybe "doing someone" didn't mean anything back then like it does now.  Maybe it did.  I suppose we will never know.  Then there is Grumpy.  When Snow White looks at his and asks politely "How do you do?" he simply responds with "How do you do what?"  I love it.  I am always a fan of quick and witty responses and he nailed it.

Overall, I can see why this helped jump start what has become the Walt Disney empire.  In reality, even though the original story was not created by Disney, his team did an awesome job telling this story.  Creative, fun, and memorable.. an instant classic.

Up next: Pinocchio

How This Journey Came About

This (not so) little project is something I have decided to undertake for a couple simple and crazy reasons.  I spend a lot of time watching various movies and T.V. shows.  Although I get something from it in the form of entertainment, and more often than not, quality time with my fiance Brittaney, it really is in some ways under utilized time.  I started thinking of what I can do to make better use of it.  Somehow my crazy mind landed on creating a blog.  As if anyone will actually read this.  Maybe people will.  I doubt it.  I secretly have always wanted to be a writer, but with not much of a creative side, this seems like a solid way for me to play writer, even if it is only for my enjoyment.  I won't lie... My first thought was not to write about Disney movies.  Originally I was thinking I would journey through the horror genre.  Brittaney hates horror movies and I tend to like them, so I figured if I had a blog that required updating it would give me a good excuse to watch some.  Needless to say I never got motivated and it never happened.  Then one day I started thinking about Disney movies and how has a young adult I still get a lot of enjoyment from watching them.  They are simply entertaining.  This brings me to the second reason why I chose to undertake this project.  I watched a lot of Disney movies as a kid, but the reality is I just don't remember a lot of them.  There are a ton that I never saw in the first place.  This gives me a reason to watch the ones I haven't seen and a chance to re-watch the ones I have.  Furthermore, this is something that Brittaney may want to partake in from time to time, so it kind of seems like a win-win.  Lastly, there seems to be a lot of things in the films that strike adults differently than kids, so I will try to point those sneaky little bits out as I go.  This is where I tell you that I am by no means a great writer, I tend to babble, and there is zero promises that anything insightful will ever be shared here.  I also tend to find myself amusing, so I apologize in advance if you do not.  Updates won't come at any predetermined schedule, it will basically just happen randomly as I watch yet another film.  When I first had this brilliant idea, I had no idea that there were hundreds and hundreds of films by Disney.  This could get interesting and at times excruciating bad with the amount of sequels that are out there.  If anyone happens to be reading this still after I have babbled so endlessly, I hope you enjoy this as much as I am sure to.  I am always open to criticisms or suggestions, just keep it respectful.  If you feel the need to tell me to stop because its so painstakingly bad, there is a simple solution... Close out of the window and move on..